Flooring It

Dear Jerry-chan,

I've been actually following you around in the mortal realm in an attempt to have a vacation, since there were so many souls to damn thanks to the whole pandemic thing and I'm hosed owo. So I went to Tetazoo and happened to room with you as an invisible roommate. *winks*

Tetazoo is very clean this year since there are only a few humans and little Jerrys 🐭 living there, my demon consultant oppa said.  But I was pleasantly surprised that there's one room that is still absolutely chaotic and I happily lived there *subtly glances at Jerry-senpai*. I also learned from your human's education system that in order to reinforce a good habit, it's a good idea to embed it in some fun, passive-aggressive medium. So here it is, the fun passive-aggressive medium. It's short, it will satisfy your weeb-y desires, and you'll still have time to apply to 136978174937 companies and spit some hot takes. Hope you enjoy it ya filthy animal. 

Devilishly yours, *blushes*

Satan